| 1. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy |
Tuesday, September 07 2010 @ 01:28 PM EDT |
| 2. If I throw a stick, will you leave? |
Saturday, September 04 2010 @ 12:21 AM EDT |
| 3. Do you sleep on your stomach? "NO." Can I? |
Sunday, August 29 2010 @ 09:56 PM EDT |
| 4. If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts? |
Saturday, August 28 2010 @ 01:26 PM EDT |
| 5. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? |
Friday, August 27 2010 @ 02:02 AM EDT |
| 6. The world's full of apathy, but so what? |
Wednesday, August 25 2010 @ 01:08 AM EDT |
| 7. Genealogy: The study of wish-granting residents of brass lamps |
Sunday, August 22 2010 @ 04:51 PM EDT |
| 8. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? |
Sunday, August 15 2010 @ 11:21 PM EDT |
| 9. Disinheritance: A heir cut |
Monday, August 09 2010 @ 07:00 PM EDT |
| 10. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth |
Thursday, August 05 2010 @ 06:26 PM EDT |
