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 Breast Fed: Female FBI Agent Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Tuesday, August 03 2010 @ 01:43 AM EDT
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Celebrated the long weekend holiday Monday by not driving
anywhere. Win!

 Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Monday, August 02 2010 @ 01:53 AM EDT
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Had a lazy day. Just didn't feel like doing anything. So I
didn't. Read a bit. Sat in the hottub. Played with the computer a
bit. Played with my Wii. Watched a movie. Whew. It was tiring. I
think I'll go to bed early.

 Elderberry: An old grave-digger Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Friday, July 30 2010 @ 10:54 PM EDT
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I am on vacation now. Yay! Of course, in true long weekend style, it
was a pain getting home tonight. Left the office at 5:30, and where
there is usually a backup, there was almost no traffic. So I got my
hopes up that everybody had left early or taken the day off. Then
I hit the traffic at the second place things can back up. It was
just crawling. Ugh. Took me an extra half hour to get home. But
now I've had a beer I feel much better. I think I'll have another.

 Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Friday, July 30 2010 @ 01:01 AM EDT
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It's been a crazy week at work. I had a couple guys off for
the first three days, leaving me to to all the work on several
projects. I haven't been working too much overtime, but it's worn
me out from shifting gears all the time. One came back today,
the other is back on Monday (and I'm off for 10 days starting
Friday). So recovery starts in less than 24 hours. Can't wait. Need
to stock up on beer :-)

 Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Saturday, July 24 2010 @ 11:45 PM EDT
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Worked this morning (upgrades at work), costco run, kitchen cleaned,
company here now. I need a nap.

 Laugh at your problems, everybody else does Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Friday, July 23 2010 @ 06:59 PM EDT
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Worked for an hour on my day off, finished power washing my
parent's driveway, got some groceries. Missed costco though because
I forgot my card. Mowed the lawn. Caught up on email and news. Now
it's hammock time!

 Polarize: What white bears see with Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Thursday, July 22 2010 @ 10:46 PM EDT
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Hitting the sack early last night seemed to work out OK. Hoping to
do the same again tonight! Whoo I know how to party!

 Prevent inbreeding: ban country music. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Thursday, July 22 2010 @ 01:13 AM EDT
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So going to bed early didn't work out so well last night. Went
to bed around 10. Work phone went off at 12:30. Worked for 20
min. back to bed but could not get to sleep until 2:30 or so. 6:30
the phone rang for work again. Worked for half an hour. Ate
breakfast. Rang again at 7:30. Ugh. Groggy all day. It's 10 now
and I'm going to bed. Hope the phone doesn't ringt tonight.

 If heavy breathing persists, seek sexual attention immediately. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Wednesday, July 21 2010 @ 01:48 AM EDT
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Another crazy day at work. Gonna hit that sack early and sleep it
off :-)

 Bumper sticker: Honk if you're an Asshole Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Sunday, July 18 2010 @ 11:50 PM EDT
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Wore myself out today. Went on a bit of a pruning binge. Started
out with just one bush that was covering a sprinkler head. Then,
as it always does, the green fog descended and it was a
prune-a-thon. Several wheelbarrow loads of clippings later, I
moved on to the ditches with the trimmer, turning grass, daisies,
broom, and dandelions into a fine green paste that was plastered
all over my clothes, arms, face and hair. Mmmmm. I'm worn out. I
need a vacation to recover from the weekends.

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