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 Glibido (v): All talk and no action Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Wednesday, January 20 2010 @ 01:13 AM EST
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Weather held off today so I could get out for a run after
work. Calves were cramping up though. Need more potassium...

 Due to immature content, reader discretion is advised. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Tuesday, January 19 2010 @ 02:26 AM EST
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Spent all day Sunday at work, waiting for something another group
was supposed to do, but in the end, they didn't do it. Awesome. I
got a bunch of other stuff done, but I could have thought of better
ways to spend the day...

Monday night it mountain biking time, and it was a good one. Big
wind storm last night, so lots of branches down.

http://connect.garmin.com/activity/22710725

 Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Sunday, January 17 2010 @ 06:49 PM EST
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The radio station is having a hair band weekend. Playing a lot
of 80's hair metal, all weekend. Driving home Friday night I got
treated to some Twisted Sister. :-) While I was listening to it,
I could still picture the video. It had two of he actors from
Animal house in it. Mark Metcalf (the ROTC leader Niedermeyer)
and Stephen Furst (Flounder).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25pS3bx4S8A

 Wild horses are quite unstable. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Saturday, January 16 2010 @ 01:21 AM EST
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I think my office may have been invaded by
modern druids. I have photographic proof:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/thievingjoker/4276033676/

 Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Tuesday, January 12 2010 @ 10:59 PM EST
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Had a mostly good bike ride Monday night. It was wet, mucky and
fun, but unfortunately ended up with a ripped sidewall on my back
tire. Nothing quite like bush surgery on the dark wet trail!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thievingjoker/4267759105/

Managed to repair it well enough to ride it out, but had to skip
the last 20 minutes of the ride. Oh well.

 Confucius: Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Sunday, January 10 2010 @ 07:03 PM EST
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Got lots of stuff done around the house today. Lots of cleaning,
got a pile of paper run through the shredder, took down all the
Christmas lights, and took all the cardboard and glass recycling
to the recycling bins at the grocery store.

A succsessful day. Now, I'm settling in with a bottle of Black
Tusk Ale from Whistler, and a book. Ahhh.


Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and
yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can
actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-)

10. Read less.

9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

6. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

4. Start being superstitious.

3. Spend more time at work.

2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. and last
but not least...

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

 Explain: The simplest way to serve eggs. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Saturday, January 09 2010 @ 09:50 PM EST
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Howdy everybody!

I took the car in for an oil change the other day, and there was a
little Smart Car in there. The thing is so small that they had me
pull into the bay behind it and they did my oil change at the same
time. I noticed it seemed to be taking them a long time to do the
Smart Car, so I asked the guy why. Apparently for some models of
that car, the car doesn't have a drain plug, and they have to suck
all the oil out of the engine, and that takes over half an hour.

Geeze that seems like a bad design. I guess some models have a
drain, others don't. There's folks out there selling replacement
oil pans with drain plugs for people who don't like the idea of
spending hundreds of dollars for oil changes.

In the end, I was done and backing out of the bay before they had
even finished sucking the oil out of the Smart Car...

 Coffee: Break Fluid Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Tuesday, January 05 2010 @ 02:06 AM EST
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Went for a 5k run Sunday. For the first time in two and a half
years. The run itself went fine, but when I woke up this morning
my quads had siezed up. Go figure! I spent the whole day walking
like a penguin.

Tonight, I was out for the regular Monday night ride with the
guys. It was a longish ride, and it was muddy. Suprisingly, I was
able to ride better than I can walk. Guess the running is using
different muscles (or using the same one differently).

We'll see which circle of hell my muscles are in tomorrow...

 If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Saturday, January 02 2010 @ 09:25 PM EST
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Have any of you played the game where you read out the message
from your fortune cookie, then add "in your pants" to the end of
the sentance? Wonder if that is what got the attempted bomber on
flight 253 started?

Just a thought...

 Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Thursday, December 31 2009 @ 05:49 PM EST
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Hope everybody out there has a Happy New year. We're heading out
tonight to go see Avatar.

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