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Dad called upstairs to his daughter when her boyfriend came to
pick her up, "Dreamboat...your barnacle is here!"
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ThievingJoker |
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Thursday, November 13 2008 @ 01:09 AM EST |
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Work phone went off last night at midnight about 10 minutes after
I went to sleep. Of course after getting up I was unable to get
back to sleep and ended up awake until 3am. So I'm going to bed
early tonight. 1 comments
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Tuesday, November 11 2008 @ 02:45 PM EST |
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Went out geocaching on my mountain bike yesterday. It was a nice
sunny day, but the bush I was out in was wet and muddy. It was all
good except for the last one. I could not find a trail leading to
the last cache, so I got within 150 yards then bushwhacked my way
in. The brush I was going through was very scratchy and my legs
got all scratched up. Of course when I got to the cache, there
was indeed a trail there. I just have no idea where it comes out. 1 comments
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Sunday, November 09 2008 @ 02:59 PM EST |
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Rented the Get Smart movie yesterday. Most disapointing. Why would
they try to make it into a movie with that much action? There was
hardly any of the original humour in it. Sad. I need to get my
hands on the original series.
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Saturday, November 08 2008 @ 09:13 PM EST |
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I'm taking the whole of today off. The only work I did, if you
can call it that I schlepped down to the video store to return
some rentals and pick up a few more. Whoo! I need to sit down and
rest now.
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Sunday, November 02 2008 @ 01:02 AM EST |
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Short mailing today (as I haven't had time to read my mail yet).
Fall is a busy time around here. Today we cleaned out the gutters
on the chicken coop and replumbed the waterers. Collected all the
branches from the tree we had cut down last week and stacked it
out on the burn pile. Cut all the other branches that have been
in the way for a while and stacked it on the burn pile. Raked up
all the leaves off the driveway and lawn and threw it on the burn
pile. Then burned the burn pile (which I would classify as a hard
start as everything was wet, but I got it going). Did I mention
I am getting stiff arms and shoulders now??
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ThievingJoker |
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Tuesday, October 28 2008 @ 11:52 PM EDT |
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My dad came home on Sunday, and is feeling a lot better now. Totally
up and around. His motorcycle is in the shop now, where there
are taking it apart to see how bad the damage is. Word is that it
might be written off. So my dad of course is shopping around to
see what he might replace it with if it is written off. :-) 10 comments
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I bought the new AC/DC album the other day and have been listening
to it. I quite like it, but while I am listening to it I can't seem
to stop thinking to myself that it is just way too polished for
AC/DC. There's no '74 Jailbreak or Back in Black left in there. Oh
well. Most band go downhill after a point, and in this case they
are actually getting better than the last couple so it's a step
in the right direction. 1 comments
Most Recent Post: 11/18 08:24PM by Anonymous
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Other than cleaning out the garage a bit this morning, had a lazy
day. Read mail, newspaper, watched a couple videos I rented on
the weekend. Have to be up at the usual time tomorrow, but I can
see a nap in my future tomorrow :-) 1 comments
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My 72 year old dad was in a motorcycle accident a couple days
ago. He was stopped at a light (we think anyway, he doesn't
remember) when somebody rear-ended his bike. I saw him in the
hospital that night and he was completely out of it on morphine
(or something). He has two hairline fractures in vertebra in his
back and one in his neck, but nothing needing surgery. My wife
looked at him and after we left the hospital said how bad she
thought he looked. I said nah. After his heart surgury he was the
same way. Pain meds really do a number on him. Next day after work
I went to see him and he is up and walking around in just a neck
brace, ready to go home. I walk into his hospital room and he is
standing there with his foot up on the guest chair, and pulling up
the little terry cloth slipper he was wearing. I expect he will be
going home in a couple days after they confirm no other internal
damage. But ohhh man I think he'll be grumpy for a few weeks :-) 1 comments
Most Recent Post: 11/16 09:54PM by Anonymous
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Obviously a rocket surgeon: I was in the passing lane (and yes
I was passing people), and buddy was following me a little ways
back, for a few miles. With about a hundred yards to go before
the curb lane has to merge into the passing lane, buddy passes
me on the right, then merges back in front of me. Brilliant. Hope
that was satisfying. Then a minute later he turns off at the next
light. Stellar. We have a winner! 1 comments
Most Recent Post: 11/16 09:54PM by Anonymous
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