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Dad called upstairs to his daughter when her boyfriend came to
pick her up, "Dreamboat...your barnacle is here!"
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Work phone went off last night at midnight about 10 minutes after I went to sleep. Of course after getting up I was unable to get back to sleep and ended up awake until 3am. So I'm going to bed early tonight. 1 comments
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Went out geocaching on my mountain bike yesterday. It was a nice sunny day, but the bush I was out in was wet and muddy. It was all good except for the last one. I could not find a trail leading to the last cache, so I got within 150 yards then bushwhacked my way in. The brush I was going through was very scratchy and my legs got all scratched up. Of course when I got to the cache, there was indeed a trail there. I just have no idea where it comes out. 1 comments
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Sunday, November 09 2008 @ 02:59 PM EST |
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Rented the Get Smart movie yesterday. Most disapointing. Why would they try to make it into a movie with that much action? There was hardly any of the original humour in it. Sad. I need to get my hands on the original series.
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I'm taking the whole of today off. The only work I did, if you can call it that I schlepped down to the video store to return some rentals and pick up a few more. Whoo! I need to sit down and rest now.
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Sunday, November 02 2008 @ 01:02 AM EST |
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Short mailing today (as I haven't had time to read my mail yet).
Fall is a busy time around here. Today we cleaned out the gutters on the chicken coop and replumbed the waterers. Collected all the branches from the tree we had cut down last week and stacked it out on the burn pile. Cut all the other branches that have been in the way for a while and stacked it on the burn pile. Raked up all the leaves off the driveway and lawn and threw it on the burn pile. Then burned the burn pile (which I would classify as a hard start as everything was wet, but I got it going). Did I mention I am getting stiff arms and shoulders now??
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My dad came home on Sunday, and is feeling a lot better now. Totally up and around. His motorcycle is in the shop now, where there are taking it apart to see how bad the damage is. Word is that it might be written off. So my dad of course is shopping around to see what he might replace it with if it is written off. :-) 10 comments
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I bought the new AC/DC album the other day and have been listening to it. I quite like it, but while I am listening to it I can't seem to stop thinking to myself that it is just way too polished for AC/DC. There's no '74 Jailbreak or Back in Black left in there. Oh well. Most band go downhill after a point, and in this case they are actually getting better than the last couple so it's a step in the right direction. 1 comments
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Other than cleaning out the garage a bit this morning, had a lazy day. Read mail, newspaper, watched a couple videos I rented on the weekend. Have to be up at the usual time tomorrow, but I can see a nap in my future tomorrow :-) 1 comments
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My 72 year old dad was in a motorcycle accident a couple days ago. He was stopped at a light (we think anyway, he doesn't remember) when somebody rear-ended his bike. I saw him in the hospital that night and he was completely out of it on morphine (or something). He has two hairline fractures in vertebra in his back and one in his neck, but nothing needing surgery. My wife looked at him and after we left the hospital said how bad she thought he looked. I said nah. After his heart surgury he was the same way. Pain meds really do a number on him. Next day after work I went to see him and he is up and walking around in just a neck brace, ready to go home. I walk into his hospital room and he is standing there with his foot up on the guest chair, and pulling up the little terry cloth slipper he was wearing. I expect he will be going home in a couple days after they confirm no other internal damage. But ohhh man I think he'll be grumpy for a few weeks :-) 1 comments
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Obviously a rocket surgeon: I was in the passing lane (and yes I was passing people), and buddy was following me a little ways back, for a few miles. With about a hundred yards to go before the curb lane has to merge into the passing lane, buddy passes me on the right, then merges back in front of me. Brilliant. Hope that was satisfying. Then a minute later he turns off at the next light. Stellar. We have a winner! 1 comments
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