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The Bozo criminal for today comes from Marietta, Ohio where police
went to an apartment in response to a call from a senior citizen
who said he'd been ripped off. When the cops got there, they were
surprised an 69 year old Bozo Louis Straight's complaint. He told
the police that he'd just spent $50 bucks on a bag of marijuana
and that his dealer had shorted him on his pot, selling him a bag
that was only half full (kind of like his brain). Police busted
him for possession.
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Tuesday, March 09 2010 @ 01:12 AM EST |
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Weird weather day today. It was -2C and sunny when I left the
house. At lunch, it was +7C and snowing. I heard there was even
a bit of hail. Crazy after all the nice spring-like days we've had.
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Sunday, March 07 2010 @ 02:25 AM EST |
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nor there.
I hurt my back a little bit a few days ago, so I'm taking it easy
this weekend. Spent much of today on the front deck in shorts and
a t-shirt. Read all my email and caught up reading news while
I charged up the battery on the lawn mower. Then I mowed the
lawn for the first time this year (it was a few weeks overdue),
Followed by reading a book for a couple more hours. Then we went
out to Bistro 161 for dinner.
Tomorrow, I think I'll try to do less.
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Tuesday, March 02 2010 @ 02:03 AM EST |
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Monday night ride as good. New clipless pedals gave me lots of
new opportunities to fall down in new and exciting places :-)
Luckily in most cases either my hydration pack or the size od my
ass cushioned the falls.
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Sunday, February 28 2010 @ 07:20 PM EST |
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Wow! That was an exciting gold medal game for men's hockey! I'd
like to thank the US team (in particular Ryan Miller) for giving
every Canadian watching a collective heart attack by tying it up
with 24 freaking seconds on the clock. And Sidney Crosby, who
whiffed on the puck so many times during the games for burying
the puck in overtime.
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Saturday, February 27 2010 @ 03:30 PM EST |
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Another long crappy work week (hmm. Is that redundant?). But at
least watching some of the Olympics has been good. The Canadian
women's hockey team won the gold again, the men's hockey team
gave everybody a good scare last night when the Slovakian team
woke up in the last 10 minutes of the game and damn near tied it
up. And the 4-man bobsled races were chock full of teams blowing
one particular corner, rolling their sleds, and finishing the
course on their heads.
The big story will be the outcome of the gold medal hockey game
sunday. Win or lose, downtown Vancouver will be a gong show.
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Tuesday, February 23 2010 @ 01:11 AM EST |
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Tonight was one of those rides you just have to laugh about. It
was just one thing after another, right from the start. Nelson
forgot the batteries for his lights, so I gave him my handlebar
lights. The cord for them is a bit short for putting the battery in
your pack though, so he was pretty tightly tethered. Then I forgot
to turn on the GPS until we got to the bottom of Bottom Feeder
(I think that is where we were ;-). next up, Nelson got a flat,
or at least his tire seemed to go flat. After he changed the tube
though, we could not find a leak in the old tube. Charging on, we
found that without his headlamp, Nelson was getting a bit mixed up
and heading down unusual paths. Then George's head lamp died. And
he doesn't have another. So I dug my little LED flashlight out of
my hydration pack (George's comment: man you carry a lot of stuff
in there!). He wedged the flashlight into the webbing of his helmet
strap and we all decided to ride out at that point. On the way out I
was chuckling because I realized the three of use were all using my
lights only. And the finishing touch, when I got home I discovered
that the soles of my shoes had come apart during the ride. You
really do have to laugh. Still better than being at work though!
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Sunday, February 21 2010 @ 02:11 AM EST |
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Another sunny gorgeous day here on the west coast. Spent quite
a bit of time putting tools away in the tool chest I got for
Christmas. I think I have most of it sorted out now. And work only
called once. Whee!
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Wednesday, February 17 2010 @ 12:27 AM EST |
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The cherry blossoms have broken out here in a big way. Pretty early,
even for here. But then again it's been a super mild winter. It's
toally spring like here.
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Had another good ride tonight, although one of the guys had a
mechanical problem that meant our pack had to split up. It rained
a bit while we were riding, but the heavy rain held off until I
got home. yay!
http://connect.garmin.com/activity/24806235
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It's a rainy Saturday, and I don't feel like doing anything :-)
So I've read some jokes and I'm passing them along.
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| "A kid's comment on SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU: Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." |
| -- Del, age 6 |
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I've started putting the intros from the joke mailings onto the site. Like it?
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