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| Copyright: | All materials written by Jerry Lerman are Copyright 2001 by Jerry Lerman. All Rights Reserved. |
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2006-07-28 |
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Fire Retarded
In you live on campus and you want to meet women, do you 1) Hang
out at the library to talk to a classmate? 2) Attend University
social gatherings? 3) Join an on-campus club? or 4) Set a couch on
fire at the dorm hoping to meet women as they evacuate the building?
Matthew Damsky, a student at the University of Central Florida,
was arrested after admitting that he set fire to a couch in his
dorm, hoping to meet women as they were evacuating.
WKMG (Florida) 19-Jul-06
www.local6.com/firstnews/9546222/detail.html
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Friday, January 27 2012 @ 10:05 PM EST |
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One of our neighbours coated our street in liquid manure. It is
now coating our car as well. Stellar. Just fucking stellar.
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Monday was nice and warm and sunny during the day. Riding Monday
night was fun. The temperature was only 2C, but by the time we
were done I was hot. Probably didn't need the leggings. Trails
were muddy but that's fine when it's not raining. Lots of fallen
branches from the weekend wind storm, but surprisingly no new
trees fallen over the trails.
http://connect.garmin.com/activity/144200045
Today was warm, but the heavy rain and wind are back. Yuck.
Occasionally I get it into my head to take on little projects.
This weekend, for example, I tried to talk the girlfriend into
expanding her musical repertoire.
She's actually a fairly good singer and likes to show off her
talent at karaoke every now and then, but most of the songs she
likes to sing are country songs. I try not to hold it against her.
So I pulled up the lyrics and a video clip of 'Habanera' from Carmen
on the Internet and coaxed her into testing her pipes out on it. She
got discouraged pretty quickly, not because it is out of her range
but because figuring out how to pronounce French is no easy task.
"This is stupid," she complained after mangling the first few
lines. "Who wrote this stuff anyway?"
"Haven't you ever heard of Bizet?" I responded.
"Of course I have!"
"Oh yeah?" We have a real adult relationship. "If you know who
Bizet is, then tell me his first name."
With only a moment's thought she responded, "I'm-a-gettin'."
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Monday, January 23 2012 @ 01:36 AM EST |
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It's pouring rain and very very windy outside here today. The power
went out several times (only for a minute at a time), and once for
a bit over an hour. We got luckier than my parents. Their power has
been out for 12 hours and probably won't be back on for another 12.
For us, we stopped for lunch when the power didn't come right back
on. After lunch I fired up the generator and the power came back
on about 10 mintes later.
Spent most of the day cleaning the shop again. Got 4 out of 5 sets
of shelves cleared out. We now have a huge pile of recycling and
garbage to haul off in the truck next week.
Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the
other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" The other
replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
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Saturday, January 21 2012 @ 07:54 PM EST |
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Spent the day cleaning up the shop. Made a serious dent in the
work and it is starting to look pretty good. Next up is cleaning
up the shelves that are the dumping ground for all sorts of
supplies. Screws, bolts, nails, electrical parts, wire, brackets,
hinges, latches, etc. All in one big messy set of shelves. We're
gonna save that job for tomorrow. We know how to have a good time
around here!
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Friday, January 20 2012 @ 08:01 PM EST |
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Got a little more snow overnight, then it turned to freezing rain
in the morning. Worked from home instead of braving the roads.
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It's been a bit cold and snowy here lately. The drive home on
Monday night was a bit bad. Tuesday was weird. It was snowing
then sunny then snowing again most of the day. But at then end of
the day everything froze. Slick sidewalks, slow traffic! Actually
took a snow day on Wednesday. Had to use the snow blower to clear
out the driveway. Now they are predicting snow and freezing rain
tonight and tomorrow. I think I'm going to work from home.
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Sunday, January 15 2012 @ 09:00 PM EST |
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Strange weather this weekend. Was supposed to snow, but we didn't
get any. But pretty much everywhere around us did. That is pretty
much the opposite of how it goes around here. Turned out sunny
and cold instead. I spent most of the weekend doing some early
spring cleaning. I think I may have killed some new form of life
behind/under the washer and dryer...
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Saturday, January 14 2012 @ 01:12 AM EST |
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I think the herd needs to be thinned a bit. Let's start with idiots
who cross busy 6 lane roads dressed in black, in the dark. Pretty
easy to implement that thinning I think...
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Wednesday, January 11 2012 @ 10:07 PM EST |
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Left work before the sun went down today. There were deer all
over the road when I got close to home. At least 5 of them in 3
separate groups. Had to take it slowly as you never know when they
will turn and run in front of you. Especially the one you didn't
see when you were looking at another one.
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The other day I was heading to work. Traffic from the top of the
Malahat was slow (20 km/h under the limit). And I had a jerk in a
Mercedes behind me the whole way tailgating. I saw a few people
flashing their lights just before I got to the passing lane, so
I knew there was a speed trap ahead. So I didn't try to pass. I
almost felt bad when buddy behind me went zooming on by. When he
came around the bend halfway down the passing lane, the cops were
sitting there in the construction zone, waiting. I figure there's
a pretty good chance he got a ticket for excessive speeding, and
doubled for the construction zone. Which would put it at around
$700. As I said. I almost felt bad.
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