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President Bush made a terrible mistake over at the
Vatican. President Bush referred to the Pope as "sir," as opposed
to His Holiness. I fire people for that. ~David Letterman
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Wednesday, July 02 2008 @ 01:35 AM EDT |
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Today was Canada Day, and I celebrated by hitting the driving
range and pressure washing the gutters and fascia boards on the
house in preparation for painting in a couple weeks.
I've been asked in the past by American tourists why we celebrate
July 4th on the first of July. I usually tell them it is because
we are further north, we are a bit closer to the sun, making time
move a little bit faster here.
Ah tourists. Always good for a laugh, eh?
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Tuesday, July 01 2008 @ 01:26 AM EDT |
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Spent a few quality hours in the hammock yesterday. Watched a movie
on a portable DVD player, and had a little nap. A job well done!
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Sunday, June 29 2008 @ 05:20 PM EDT |
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The weather here is finally summer like. Temperature is in the low
30's (around 90F), and I think it is time I put in some quality
time in the hammock :-)
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Friday, June 27 2008 @ 01:35 AM EDT |
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Yesterday I made my 75th blood donation. I was there with a bunch
for coworkers, and the guy next to me was talking about trying
to beat his time from last donation of 5 minutes. The stuck the
needles into the two of us at the same time. I was done in 5
minutes. He was about a minute longer.
Felt a little woozy in the afternoon. Perhaps I didn't have enough
cookies...
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Tuesday, June 24 2008 @ 01:28 AM EDT |
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Busy day Sunday. We mowed everything. Lawn, fields, ditches. Left
me rather tired... But at least the weather was half decent.
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Sunday, June 22 2008 @ 02:12 AM EDT |
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It may officially be summer, but it still doesn't feel like it. It
was cold this afternoon, and now it is stormy out. Sheesh.
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Saturday, June 21 2008 @ 05:38 PM EDT |
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 Now here's one tough Dodge truck (with one idiot owner!). This happened in Vernon , B.C
The driver hit left turn light at 48th Ave. And 27th St. and sheared off the light post at the base, and then kept driving on about 2 km to Squires Four Pub, where he stopped for more beer!! How impaired do you have to be to NOT notice that you are carrying a lamp standard?
(Notice that there is an Alberta plate on the truck. Wonder was the light green?)
The truck was towed about 2.5 km. to the Vernon towing yard, with the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and bent bumper.
(It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free).
Hey Dude, Neat hood ornament.
     
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Friday, June 20 2008 @ 01:58 AM EDT |
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So, a foot note to the story about the washed up feet (yes, that
was shameless, I know it).
The 6th one that washed up was a prank. It was animal bones shoved
in a shoe with a sock and seaweed.
Still pretty messed up.
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Wednesday, June 18 2008 @ 01:36 AM EDT |
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Is it the weekend yet??
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Tuesday, June 17 2008 @ 02:01 AM EDT |
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Long day. On to the jokes.
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