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 Stolen From:  Humor-Exprezz
 Date Used:  2008-11-30
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Jokes Now that lawyers can advertise, you had better brace yourself for
the following pitch from one who specializes in divorces:

"Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back."

 Hypotenuse: The upstairs washroom is occupied. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Thursday, May 17 2012 @ 02:24 AM EDT
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Hey folks,

The weather here has been pretty nice for the last little
while. Hope it holds up for the upcoming long weekend.

Having said that, it will probably go downhill now...


 In theory, everything works. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Monday, May 14 2012 @ 01:24 AM EDT
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Hey folks!

Busy week! Mountain biking after work Monday, road biking after
work Tuesday, went to Vancouver Wednesday to see the Black Keys
(fantastic show!), then took an interesting class Thursday before
coming home. Just work on Friday, then lots for farm work this
weekend. We built a rack for the truck canopy (so I can get it
on and off myself easily), and did most of the work building the
chicken runs behind the new chicken coop. Whew!


 The World Doesn't Revolve Around You, it Revolves Around Me! Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Monday, May 07 2012 @ 01:38 AM EDT
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Busy weekend. I think I'm too tired to go back to work. Glad it's
a short week for me.


 Canopy: A urine specimen. Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Tuesday, May 01 2012 @ 01:35 AM EDT
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Ran a 10k race yesterday. Had a sore calf for the last half of it,
but still managed to finish in 53 minutes (which was great as I was
aiming for 55). Went for my usual Monday night mountain bike ride
tonight. Managed to fall on my other leg. Which evened up the limp,
so I'm walking normally again :-)


 Doughnut: Holey food Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Saturday, April 28 2012 @ 07:40 PM EDT
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Howdy folks.

Apologies for the lack of mailings of lately. I had a case of anal
glaucoma. I couldn't see my ass getting a mailing together :-)

We took a quick trip to Oregon last weekend. Was really
nice Saturday. We were in Hood River, where it was sunny and
25c/80f. Spent some time on the patio at Full Sail Brewing. Not
too shabby a way to spend a nice day.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thievingjoker/6954843920/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/thievingjoker/7100910385/in/photostream/

We were in the US long enough that we could bring back 4 cases
of my favorite beer from down there - Fat Tire from New Belgium
Brewing in Colorado. Yum!


 Karaoke is Japanese for "tone deaf". Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Monday, April 16 2012 @ 12:52 AM EDT
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Super busy weekend, but I got a hell of a lot done. But I am now
officially wiped out and too tired to go back to work :-)


 A few planets short of a federation Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Monday, April 09 2012 @ 05:01 PM EDT
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A busy Easter weekend indeed. Today I put the first coat of paint
on the newly drywalled part of the livingroom, we're taking a few
pets to the vets for various things, and I'm riding tonight. Whee!

All to pictures and one video that sums it up are on Flickr

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thievingjoker/sets/72157629415149836/with/6915892554/


 Alcohol,Tobacco,Firearms. Check. Who's Bringing the Chips? Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Sunday, April 08 2012 @ 07:12 PM EDT
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Busy weekend so far. Got out for a mountain bike ride on
Friday. Turns out the Cross on Mount Tzouhalem is popular on Good
Friday :-)

Saturday I went into town and painted a trellis archway for my
parents (ugh! I hate painting trellis!) while the better half
went and picked up the two new members of the family. We adopted
a couple new cats from the SPCA.

Today I mowed the lawn and prepared the traditional Easter bonfire
pile. This time around it is over 6 feet tall, and made up of a
lot of dried branches. It's gonna burn FAST I think as it is all
well dried wood.

We're having campany over tonight for dinner, drinks, and s'mores.

Pictures of the weekend's festivities so far,
including the new cats, can be found on Flickr.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/thievingjoker/


 I don't have Baggage, I have Freight! Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Wednesday, April 04 2012 @ 01:54 AM EDT
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Last night's mountain bike ride turned out to be a bit
painful. Managed to fall and land on the end of my handlebars. Right
in the middle of my sternum.

A bit sore today...


 Official Member Fashion Police Academy Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  ThievingJoker
 Dated:  Saturday, March 31 2012 @ 06:53 PM EDT
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The weather here is awful. It's pissing rain, and all I want to
do is have a nap. In fact, I think that is what I'll do now!


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